THOMASMASSIE.ORG
No, We’re Not Thomas Massie.
Welcome to ThomasMassie.org — an independent website dedicated to political satire, parody, commentary, and making fun of politics.
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER
THOMASMASSIE.ORG IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH, ENDORSED BY, AUTHORIZED BY, OR OPERATED BY U.S. REPRESENTATIVE THOMAS MASSIE, HIS CAMPAIGN, HIS CONGRESSIONAL OFFICE, OR ANY ORGANIZATION ASSOCIATED WITH HIM.
This website is satire and parody.
If you came here looking for the official Thomas Massie website, you are probably looking for his actual congressional website or campaign website instead.
This isn’t it.
So What Is This Site?
ThomasMassie.org is an independent political satire website.
We use humor, parody, exaggeration, commentary, memes, fictional scenarios, political jokes, and occasionally questionable ideas that seemed much funnier at 2:00 AM.
The goal is simple:
Make politics funny.
Politics is already absurd enough. We’re just documenting it.
NOT THE OFFICIAL THOMAS MASSIE WEBSITE
There is an actual Thomas Massie.
He is a U.S. Representative from Kentucky’s 4th Congressional District. His official congressional website is operated through the U.S. House of Representatives.
We are not that website.
ThomasMassie.org is independently operated and has no official connection to Representative Thomas Massie.
We do not speak for him.
We do not represent him.
We do not speak on behalf of his campaign.
We do not claim to be his congressional office.
And despite what the domain name might suggest…
Thomas Massie does not run this website.
WHY THE DOMAIN?
Because apparently someone had to do it.
The internet has a long tradition of parody websites, political satire, fake campaigns, exaggerated headlines, and making politicians wonder what the hell is happening.
ThomasMassie.org is part of that tradition.
The name is intended to make the subject of the satire obvious — not to create the impression that this is an official government or campaign website.
WHAT YOU’LL FIND HERE
Expect things like:
- Political satire
- Parody news
- Political memes
- Commentary
- Satirical campaign material
- Completely fictional political scenarios
- Commentary about Congress
- Government spending jokes
- Political hypocrisy
- Washington, D.C. absurdity
- Satirical “breaking news”
- And whatever else we think the internet needs
Some stories may be exaggerated.
Some may be completely fictional.
Some may be based on real events but presented through satire.
That’s kind of the point.
SATIRE MEANS SATIRE
Not everything published on this website should be interpreted as a factual statement.
Some articles may intentionally imitate the style of political news.
Some headlines may be deliberately ridiculous.
Some quotes may be fictional.
Some scenarios may be exaggerated for comedic effect.
When something is presented as satire, it should not be mistaken for an actual statement, endorsement, announcement, or position of Thomas Massie or his offices.
DON’T SEND YOUR DONATIONS HERE
Seriously.
ThomasMassie.org is not a campaign website.
We are not soliciting campaign contributions on behalf of Thomas Massie.
We are not a political committee representing Thomas Massie.
We are not his campaign.
If you want to support an actual political candidate, make sure you are dealing with the candidate’s official campaign organization and verify the website before sending money.
THIS IS NOT A GOVERNMENT WEBSITE
ThomasMassie.org is not operated by:
- The U.S. House of Representatives
- Congress
- The federal government
- Thomas Massie’s congressional office
- Thomas Massie’s campaign
- Any government agency
This website is an independent publication.
No government affiliation. No campaign affiliation. No official endorsement.
Just satire.
WHY DO THIS?
Because political satire is supposed to make people uncomfortable.
It’s supposed to exaggerate.
It’s supposed to question politicians.
It’s supposed to make fun of everyone.
And sometimes the best way to make a point is to make people laugh first.
We aren’t here to tell you what to think.
We’re here to give you something to think about.
And occasionally something to laugh about.
THE FINE PRINT
ThomasMassie.org is an independently operated satire and commentary website.
The use of the name “Thomas Massie” in the domain, articles, headlines, or other content is intended in connection with commentary, parody, criticism, satire, and discussion of a public figure.
Nothing on this website should be interpreted as an official communication from Thomas Massie, his congressional office, his campaign, or the U.S. government.
Any fictional statements, scenarios, quotes, headlines, or events presented as satire are intended for humorous or comedic purposes and should not be treated as factual reporting.
If you aren’t sure whether something is real, check the original source.
ONE LAST TIME…
THIS IS NOT THOMAS MASSIE.
THIS IS NOT HIS CAMPAIGN.
THIS IS NOT HIS CONGRESSIONAL OFFICE.
THIS IS NOT THE U.S. GOVERNMENT.
THIS IS A SATIRE WEBSITE.
Welcome to ThomasMassie.org.
Take the politics seriously.
Take the satire seriously.
Take neither too seriously.